Flight attendant, may I have a blanket? And a towel? And some hand sanitizer, please?

An inebriated airline passenger does an unthinkable: he urinates on the seat in front of him during a flight from Denver, CO to Charleston, SC.

I know that the title of this post gives away much of the story, but if you are a fan of the English Language, you owe it to yourself to read the story on the Week Facts website!