Just when you think you can't be surprised, those rascals at Wall St.  24/7.com learn you otherwise.

They've released their list of the drunkest and driest cities in these United States, just in time for Memorial Day weekend. The list is sad and funny at the same time, but is also shocking because...get ready for it...

...not ONE Louisiana city made either list!

That means we here in Louisiana are doing a great job at drinking in moderation. Or buying drinks for the people who did the research when they came down for a visit so they'd make us look good. Either way, it's nice to see Louisiana isn't on some sort of list for a change!

Click here to see the drunkest and driest cities in the U.S.