Chaos Never Dies Day: Not Necessarily The News

With today being "Chaos Never Dies Day," Tootie Landry decides to poke fun at all the chaos going around all over the world in this edition of "Not Necessarily The News."

                "Hey! I’m Tootie Landry and this is what I found out today! Today we celebrate “Chaos Never Dies Day!” It’s the day we get to recognize the turmoil in modern everyday life. Disorder is everywhere and you really don’t have to look very far. On the west coast, “Occupy Oakland” has gotten out of hand. No surprise! Have you ever seen what the Oakland Raiders fans look like?!

                On the east coast we have our politicians in Washington. Have you ever turned on C-Span? The “C” is there for chaos!

                Overseas, Europe wins hands down. The terms they use—austerity measures, eurozone, debt crisis—It’s all Greek to me!

                All this chaos certainly has Oklahoma all shook up, through no fault of their own!

                Have you flown lately? T.S.A rules, flight delays, baggage fees. Why is it so chaotic and nuts in an airport, but board a plane and you can’t find a bag of nuts to save your life.

                Hollywood chaos! What does this say that Rob Kardashian has now been on “Dancing with the Stars” longer than Kim has been married?!

                And finally as we celebrate “Chaos Never Dies Day” just think Christmas is around the corner!

                And I’m Tootie Landry and this is “Not Necessarily the News!”