Fifty Shades Of Grey – Not Necessarily The News
In this edition of "Not Necessarily The News," Tootie Landry decided to see what all the hype was about over "Fifty Shades of Grey."
Hey! I’m Tootie Landry and this is what I found out today! With all the fuss over E.L. James popular novel, Fifty Shades of Grey, I’m thinking I need to read this trilogy. While shopping at the bookstore, of course I can’t find the display, so now I’m having to ask as 24 year old to help. As he’s checking me out, I know I’m 50 shades of red! You know the book I’m talking about, “Mommy Porn” meets “Sex in the City!”
After reading it, I thought I would head on down to First Responders on Eraste Landry road. I’ll admit this was a little embarrassing, but surely their wives have read the book. I just knew that sales of handcuffs were flying off the shelves and clicking around wrists.
Apparently, I’m not the only chick in Lafayette reading this book because all the pink handcuffs were sold out!
And finally, while leaving the store I decided to ask just one more question. I turned to Shawn and said, “Hey! Do you know where someone could get leather riding crops and a whip?” He replied, “No sweetie… you’ll have to ask Calvin Borel that one!” And I’m Tootie Landry and this is “Not Necessarily the News!”