No More Football… Now What?! – Not Necessarily The News
In this edition of “Not Necessarily The News”, Tootie Landry tries to figure out what she’ll watch now that football season is over.
“Hey! I’m Tootie Landry and this is what I found out today!
Now that football season is over, what am I going to do for fun? I’m going to really miss the UL fight song and the Who Dat chant!
Maybe I could start watching some T.V. shows? I could tune into that angry blonde from the T.V. show, Revenge as she knocks off people one by one in the Hamptons! Glad she’s not mad at me!
Bayou Billionaires could be an option, but I can never understand what they’re saying! This show reminds me of memories from childhood, kind of like the Beverly Hillbillies!
I can’t watch American Idol anymore. I get so tired of Ryan Seacrest saying, “This is American Idol!” Kind of like I’m tired of the cat fights on The Bachelor. And for the guys… contrary to the show, a girl doesn’t want just one rose!
And as far as Toddlers and Tiaras, I just have one question, why hasn’t anyone called Child Protection Services yet? It’s too boring to watch Seinfeld reruns. I have all of Elaine’s lines memorized.
Or I guess I could just go back to channel surfing, maybe I’ll find something there, or I can wait by the phone incase Drew Brees calls to me to be the godmother! And I’m Tootie Landry and this is “Not Necessarily the News!”