Roomba Riding Cat-Shark Mysteriously Chasing Duckling
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Scary news folks. It looks like a new hybrid breed of cat-sharks is now terrorizing ducklings in kitchens around the country. These cat-sharks are mechanized, having mastered the art of Roomba riding, and are considered highly dangerous.
The cat-sharks are not alone in their misdeeds. Hybrid dog-sharks have allied with the cat-sharks and have been engaging in a mysterious and nefarious wave of crime.
The dog-sharks and cat-sharks should be easily distinguishable. While the mechanized cat-sharks ride around on Roombas, the dog-sharks choose instead to walk along side, patrolling the flanks of their feline counterparts.
Authorities aren’t sure where the cat-sharks and dog-sharks have come from or what they’re after, they just know that ducklings, and possibly humanity at large should take precautions.
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