In this edition of "Not Necessarily The News," Tootie Landry shares her Christmas wish list in her letter to Santa.

"Hey! I’m Tootie Landry and this is what I found out today!

With all the hustle and bustle of this Christmas season, I haven’t gotten a chance to mail my letter to Santa! I thought about going to the mall and sitting on his lap, but I really don’t like hearing all those kids crying! So here goes!

                Dear Santa,

                Overall I’ve been pretty good this year, except for… the time I made fun of Kim Kardashian, the Royal Family, Donald Trump, the Post Office, and the IRS. Other than that, I was pretty good! Here are the things I would like for Christmas!

Could you do away with the Presidential debates and elections? Just bring back Ronald Reagan! I would really appreciate you fixing the potholes on Verot School Road… my Mini Cooper keep falling in them!

I need Botox that lasts, an offensive line that always protects Drew Brees, and a new contract for Coach Hud!

Could you get those Mom’s on “Toddlers & Tiara’s” a life?! And 3 more round-a-bouts in Youngsville would be nice!

Just for 1 year, I’d like 50 weeks of vacation and 2 weeks of work!

And finally… I would like for middle age women who are 15 pounds overweight to be “hip!!”

And I’m Tootie Landry and this is “Not Necessarily the News!”