Santa’s Letter: Not Necessarily The News
In this edition of "Not Necessarily The News," Tootie Landry shares her Christmas wish list in her letter to Santa.
"Hey! I’m Tootie Landry and this is what I found out today!
With all the hustle and bustle of this Christmas season, I haven’t gotten a chance to mail my letter to Santa! I thought about going to the mall and sitting on his lap, but I really don’t like hearing all those kids crying! So here goes!
Overall I’ve been pretty good this year, except for… the time I made fun of Kim Kardashian, the Royal Family, Donald Trump, the Post Office, and the IRS. Other than that, I was pretty good! Here are the things I would like for Christmas!
Could you do away with the Presidential debates and elections? Just bring back Ronald Reagan! I would really appreciate you fixing the potholes on Verot School Road… my Mini Cooper keep falling in them!
I need Botox that lasts, an offensive line that always protects Drew Brees, and a new contract for Coach Hud!
Could you get those Mom’s on “Toddlers & Tiara’s” a life?! And 3 more round-a-bouts in Youngsville would be nice!
Just for 1 year, I’d like 50 weeks of vacation and 2 weeks of work!
And finally… I would like for middle age women who are 15 pounds overweight to be “hip!!”
And I’m Tootie Landry and this is “Not Necessarily the News!”