cinco de mayo

Most Americans think Cinco De Mayo is about ordering street tacos and margaritas at their favorite restaurant.

There is so much more to tequila than salt, limes, ice, blenders, and hangovers. It really is a miracle elixir with a lot of different uses.

Just because we’re living in unprecedented times doesn’t mean you still can’t Cinco.

Jose Cuervo, 1800 Tequila, El Jimador, Herradura, and Patron all skyrocketed up in sales, by skyrocketed we mean 60%. That's a huge number to accomplish in 4 short weeks.

Taco Bell lovers, you may just be in heaven now that you can have the whole set-up at home to get your fix.

Jose Cuervo has announced that they will pay for meals. Yes, the liquor company wants to pay for THOUSANDS of meals through Cinco de Mayo.

The venerable curd cultivators have created an instant hit for your boujee Cinco soirée.

Sunday is Cinco de Mayo. I'm pretty sure some margaritas will be consumed. That being said, be careful. If you'll be enjoying the most popular Cinco de May concoction, stay out of the sun. The oil of the lime makes skin very sensitive to light, and can cause a condition called photodermatitis, commonly referred to as "Margarita Dermatitis...

No, the answer is not "because we need a day to drink margaritas and eat queso".

In this edition of "Rants From The Moon," Moon Griffon is sick and tired of people who love their country (USA) being mistreated on Cinco De Mayo.