Happy Thanksgiving! Now - raise your hand if you actually know how to cook a turkey?! Well, you are in luck, even if you don't, because once again, the Butterball Turkey Hotline will be available for all of us turkey lovers who aren't QUITE sure how long to cook our bird, or how many hours it takes to defrost a 20 lb frozen turkey. The Butterball Turkey Hotline # is 1-800-BUTTERBALL, and is open Monday - Friday, from 9:00 a.m. – 6:00 p.m. CST.

Here are some of the craziest Hotline questions from years past:

Is it OK to quickly thaw my turkey using [insert crazy thing here]?

I left my turkey in the car overnight. Is it still OK to eat?

I left the bird in the snowbank to thaw and now I can't find it. Now what??

These are only a fraction of the awesome, crazy, stupid, questions that Butterball gets leading up Thanksgiving Day, so check some out, and gobble gobble, ya'll!