If you're a drinker at some time in your drinking career you've probably used the excuse, "it was just the alcohol talking". That's a quaint way drunks have of blaming their social improprieties on the booze instead of themselves.

Thanks to the makers of 19 Crimes Wine, you can now let the wine bottle do the talking, even before you've taken your first sip. As you can see from Winky Dinky Dawg's video all it takes is the right bottle of wine, a smartphone, and the Bring the Bottles to Life App.

Simply point the phone's camera at the bottle of wine's label and then watch your screen. From what I understand what happens next makes these bottles of wine the real life of the party. Well, at least until those bottles have been emptied and the person dancing on the table takes over that job.