The Help: Not Necessarily The News

In this edition of "Not Necessarily The News," Tootie Landry uses a box office hit to talk about how many times she needs help.

  "Hey! I’m Tootie Landry and this is what I found out today! I’m sure most of you have heard of the box office hit, “The Help!” While this intense story of racism in the 1960’s between white and black maids was moving, it got me thinking… how many times I need help!

                I need help remembering all those usernames and passwords we need for everything these days!

                I need help with “stress!” I would really love to have a good pat down, but I’m not flying anywhere!

                Sometimes it feels crazy… but when I have a Christmas Carol stuck in my head and it’s July… How do you get rid of that?

                And what Federal Family do I join these days? Democrat, Republican, or Tea? Also, I need help with finding another word that starts with a “Q” for “Words With Friends!”

                And I definitely have been told I could use help with choosing my outfit in the morning, but on the other hand, why don’t plaids go with strips?

                And finally, the one thing I don’t need think I need help with… thankfully for you… is an end to this commentary.

                And I’m Tootie Landry and this is “Not Necessarily the News!”