The Most Interesting Man In The World Gives His Final Interview
The Most Interesting Man In The World has been an inspiration to me. His achievements (parallel parking a train, speaking French in Russian, and much more) have left me in awe. I've hung on his every word, even the prepositions. He'll no longer regale us. The Most Interesting Man In The World has blasted off on a one way trip to Mars. Before embarking on this epic journey, he sat down for one final interview with Rolling Stone. He shared some pearls of wisdom. For example:
"You'll never be old and wise if you're never young and foolish. So when I was young, I carefully strategized the ways that I could maximize my foolishness."
Adios, Amigo! I'll miss you.