The Real Housewives of Walmart – Not Necessarily The News

In this edition of "Not Necessarily The News," Tootie Landry talks about how crazy some people dress when they go to Walmart.

"Hey! I’m Tootie Landry and this is what I found out today! You may have heard of the T.V. shows, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Atlanta, and Orange County. First of all, I wouldn’t qualify to be on any of these shows because I’m not a housewife! No!… I would like to belong to “The Real Housewives of Walmart!” What makes Walmart such a comfortable place that people can go in there without a care in the world on how they are dressed?!

Is it because Walmart is so big? But hey, the mall is big and no one wears hair rollers at Dillards!

It’s so confusing to me!! The store really has more of a warehouse feel, but yet people feel at home! Maybe that’s why they wear their pajamas while shopping. Thank goodness they weren’t from Loveworks!

And what would a real housewife of Walmart brag about and get a “one up” on the Orange County girls? I could always brag I didn’t get the generic Fruit Loops, I bought Kellogg’s. Or I just purchased a 2 gallon jug of ice tea that can serve as a gasoline container when I’m done! And what would a real housewife be without coupons? Now I don’t want to be an “Extreme Couponer,” but who wouldn’t take $1 off a gluten free, sugar free, low cal. Vanilla Wafer?

And finally, I’m sad to report since my home zip code is not 70508, 06, or 01, I guess I’ll just sit at home in my pajamas from Victoria’s Secret and shop on Amazon! And I’m Tootie Landry and this is “Not Necessarily the News!”