I recently saw a meme on Facebook that read, "Bacon is like a woman. It looks good, smells good, tastes good, and slowly kills a man."  Take whatever you will from that. The world's oldest person attributes her longevity to the tasty treat...or guilty pleasure. USA Today reports, 116-year-old Susannah Mushatt Jones has bacon, eggs, and grits for breakfast everyday. She has a sign in her kitchen that says "Bacon makes everything better." Jones was born in Montgomery, Ala. on July 6th, 1899. She has been named the world's oldest woman by the Guinness Book of World Records. The next time your doctor tells you bacon's not healthy, refer him, or her to this story.