Tootie Bows Out Of The Presidential Race – Not Necessarily The News
Tootie Landry gives her humerous take on presidential politics on today’s edition of “Not Necessarily The News.”
Hey! I’m Tootie Landry and this is what I found out today!
Yep, I’ll be the first to say, I’m already tired of the Republican Presidential Primaries! I just want these guys to all get along, but they just keep having more debates! We’ve had 3 different primaries and 3 different winners. It’s so confusing! And they have such funny names… Newt?… Mitt? Can you even win with a name like that? That’s why I don’t run. Who would vote for a “Tootie?” Oh wait, I forgot we do have a Barack! Being a front runner is hard. Everyone wanted Romney to release his tax returns. I understand what took him so long… I’m still waiting on H&R Block!
It’s got to be exhausting running for president! Going state to state begging people to give you their vote and hopefully some of their wallet! On the flip side, you do get to ride around in a nice fancy bus with you name on it! Do you think they have to pay 65 cents each time?
Our country is in a mess! For many reasons the U.S. needs to get this election right. Cause if we don’t, maybe the Mayan calendar ending this year could be a good thing! And I’m Tootie Landry and this is “Not Necessarily the News!”