In this edition of "Not Necessarily The News," Tootie Landry decides to visit Cajun Harley Davidson in Scott.

"Hey! I’m Tootie Landry and this is what I found out today! When I first heard there was a HOG rally in Lafayette a couple of weeks ago, I thought for sure it was a cochon-da-lait! My next thought, maybe we were getting invaded by Arkansas razorbacks! But as you all know by now, it was a Harley Rally. I have to admit, I was very ignorant about Harleys, so I decided to ride on down to Cajun Harley Davidson to get educated. Now I didn’t want anyone there to think I was clueless, so I of course wore my pink leather jacket from Disney World with Minnie on the back, saying to myself, “I got this!”

Upon entering the store, I was tempted to put on my sunglasses. There was more shiny stuff in this store than the bridal registry at Dillards!

With my Isotoners hanging out my back pocket, I began asking about the different types of gloves! I’m really blending in with the group now! I then inquired about buying some clothes. Glancing at the different racks, I noticed they even had pajamas for sale! This is so confusing… I’ve never seen someone riding on I-10 in their PJs!

I was really interested in buying a Harley until I found out they don’t come with training wheels! I met a few really nice women while shopping with names like, Road Captain, The Enforcer, and Tailgunner. I wanted to join their pack, but with a name like Tootie, I don’t think I’ll get in. And finally, maybe if Rick Santorum would have worn a Harley leather vest, instead of that sweater vest, he might still be rumbling along! And I’m Tootie Landry and this is “Not Necessarily the News!”

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