Where Are The Sponsors In The Presidential Debate – Not Necessarily The News
In this edition of “Not Necessarily The News,” Tootie Landry wonders why there are no commercials in the Presidential Debates – and gives a few ideas on who would make some interesting sponsors!
“Hey! I’m Tootie Landry and this is what I found out today! With the Vice Presidential debate coming up tomorrow night and the Presidential debate last week, I couldn’t help but notice why aren’t there commercials? After all, when I watch one episode of thirty minutes of Modern Family, I have to sit through sixteen commercials! But for a debate, its ninety minutes of a uninterrupted show. Could it be that no one wants to sponsor this?
I’ve come up with a few corporate sponsors that may want to take this opportunity to cash in. Folks! 63 million people are watching!
Since Obama appeared to be dreaming during his performance last week, maybe Mello Joy coffee or Red Bull energy drink should step up?!
Romney appeared to be going back and forth on the healthcare issue, possibly Anco windshield wiper blades could be a sponsor.
Since Joe Biden is so loose with his words and forgets to hold back when he should, C’mon Duct Tape that’s your guy!
And finally, my friend thinks Paul Ryan has those dreamy, puppy dog eyes so PetSmart is a perfect fit!
And I’m Tootie Landry and this is “Not Necessarily the News!”