Just in case your Valentine's Day sucked, you are not even CLOSE to the sucky day this Ohio couple had. Allegedly. According to our friends at People, Kimberly Hammond took a baseball bat to her husband John on Sunday, after he did not give her a Valentine's Day gift. She also scratched his face, and kicked him in the ribs. Allegedly. Their teenage daughter said they had been fighting all day. Ummm....ok

Oh, and Kimberly Hammond's explanation for trying to bash her husband's skull in? She had already consumed eight beers that morning, and was watching a marathon of 'The Walking Dead'. She said she was very angry about not receiving a Valentine - Well, I guess so.

Ain't love grand.....