You can't make this stuff up!

A woman was arrested last Wednesday for allegedly stealing french fries from a uniformed Washington, DC police officer.

The officer was dining in a DC restaurant when the woman sat down next to him. WUSA9 reports the woman took a french fry from his plate. He asked her not to do that again.

The woman then took another, so the officer threatened to arrest her.

The woman reportedly responded "Well then you might as well take me to jail” and took another.

She was arrested and charged with second degree theft. So! If you want my fries, ask...or I'll call the cops.