The Top 5 young-person jobs are dancers, choreographers, bartenders, law clerks, and veterinary assistants. The Top 5 old-person jobs are toolmakers, postal service clerks, CEOs, politicians, and bus drivers.
The person selected to be the Bayou State's sonneteer will retain the position for 2 years (unless there's some kind of grammatical scandal), and will be required to deliver an annual public reading.
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