Pythons

A Garland, Texas neighborhood was on edge last week as a massive 15-foot reticulated python was slithering through the streets and reportedly even trapped a man on top of his truck.

If the pup's owners had noticed just seconds later, it would have been too late for the ole boy.

Authorized agents will also be able to earn bonuses depending on the amount and size of snakes sent to that great slithering ground in the sky.