Department Store Shelves – Not Necessarily The News

In this edition of "Not Necessarily The News," Tootie Landry gives her thoughts on how stores should rearrange their merchandise.

"Hey! I’m Tootie Landry and this is what I found out today! Just this past weekend I had some shopping to do, so I headed to Target. Upon entering, I immediately realized everything in the store had been rearranged! I wish someone would have consulted me about this! If they had, I could have given them a logical plan which would make it so much easier to shop.

Listen up, since onions make you cry, why not put the Kleenex near them? Toilet paper needs to be near the Metamucil. Mouthwash? Put it by the garlic! Dental floss could be near the popcorn. Incase Rogaine doesn’t work, put baseball caps next to that display. School supplies for kids, can be near the new tennis outfits for Mom! Ice chest next to the beer coolers! Since loud music causes hearing loss, sell the hearing aids by the speakers. And of course band-aids have to be near the hammers!

And finally, I’m sure some of you are thinking, maybe next time I go purchase an item at Target, hopefully the duct tape will be next to it!

And I’m Tootie Landry and this is “Not Necessarily the News!”