Dairy Queen's Burgers 'Not Made With Human Meat' Coroner Confirms

Last week federal agents swooped into a Dairy Queen in South Carolina after a corporate inspector informed the store manager that complaint had been filed about “human meat being inside a burger.”

Store manager Saif Momin reportedly responded to the bizarre accusation by saying "If that was the case, they already would have shut me down" according to wgno.com.

That statement apparently started a wildfire of rumors.

According to wgno.com a local South Carolina reporter contacted Greenwood County coroner Sonny Cox for confirmation that human beings were not cooked into DQ’s hamburgers.

The coroner's response via washingtonpost.com -

"I can honestly say that’s the first I’ve heard of it, and I don’t see any validity in that at all. There’s little to no chance of anything like that ever being able to happen.”

Dairy Queen responded to the macabre rumors and questions via Twitter.