Would You Pay To Decide When You Get Sick?

You're going to get sick eventually, so why not get it out of the way?

That's the philosophy of a Los Angeles (surprise!) - based company called Vaev. They offer used tissues that their website says are to help 'prepare for the flu season and feeling clear all year long.' Vaev also writes on its website that 'when flu season comes around, you should be able to get sick on your terms.'

For only $80, you can buy a tissue that 'carries a human sneeze,' which Vaev believes is 'safer than a needle or pills.' The expensive tissue is also treated with 'organic ingredients' and will help you keep your immune system 'feeling like your immune system.'

The company's founder says that the tissues allow people to get sick 'on their terms.' Instead of spending $80 on a tissue, though, why not just have someone you know is sick sneeze or cough on you? Or just touch something an elementary school kid has touched. You're guaranteed to catch something that way.

Click here to read more about the tissues and see what you get when you order.

[Fox News]