My name is Jude Walker, and I have fart shoes.

What are fart shoes? Glad you asked. I'll explain in video form.

These have to be the loudest and noisiest shoes ever made, right?

This past summer, I went on a 7-day cruise with my family and my shoes were the topic of many discussions. The conversations were mostly one-sided and usually ending in, "can you just throw those things overboard?"

The problem was that in an effort to "pack light", those were the only shoes I brought on the trip.

Everyone bought earplugs during the cruise.

So, do you own squeaky shoes? If so, let me hear 'em!

In the meantime, I'm thinking of writing Nike to see if they'll send me something to lube up these puppies.