Man Throws Ax At Train; Gets Comeuppance

Here's an honorable mention for the 2018 Darwin Award.

San Antonio police say a man threw an ax at a train, only to have the ax bounce back and hit the man in the head.

According to a report from TV station KSAT, the train conductor stopped the train because he thought he hit someone. Instead of finding a body, police found the genius and his ax a short distance away.

No word yet if this man will face charges or what his condition is, but I'm sure he'll be left with a shiner or a scar to remind him of his not-so-brilliant decision.